June 22, 2021 19:14


Groot has decided the pigeon population is out of control:

  • Two weeks to the day before Thanksgiving, Lightfoot implored Chicagoans to shake off “COVID fatigue,” avoid unnecessary travel, order small turkeys and resist the temptation to open their homes to extended family.

“Small turkey” is Groot-code for pigeons.

If anyone wants to take a picture of their Thanksgiving gathering and show everyone flipping the bird to Groot or Fatass, we’d be willing to post a couple pictures. Blank out the faces if you like.

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